RIP George Carlin

Last night was a sad one when I had found out that Carlin died. What better to do then watch reruns of his stand-up to cheer me up again. Rest in Peace you son of a bitch.

Fathers Day Gift Ideas

Now This Is a Wave.

Medical Malpractice

I am not too sure exactly what they are saying (sorry I don't know Dutch) but I think the guy with the funny voice had an operation where the Doctors accidentally removed his testicles.

100 Seasons

I was born in 1981. The Sixers won the NBA title in 1983. Since then I have gotten to march down Broad street a total of...ummm?? Ohhh yeah, zero times, oh and being 2 years old and marching down Broad St. for reasons I could not comprehend at the time isn't that great. So it has been 100 Seasons since the City of Brotherly Love has seen a championship out of our 4 major sports teams. Sure we got close several times but for Christ's sake that just ain't enough. Here is a little article to remind you why this city needs a good laugh and a Championship.

Why get a job?

Congrats to the College Grads of 2008. I am sure by now most are you are probably sitting there thinking to yourself; "now what?" You may even have your resume updated and sent out all over the web dreaming of making the big bucks. Well guess what, keep dreaming. I found this interesting article written by Steve Pavlina that I hope will inspire you to think outside the "norm". Enjoy.

One Billion Dollars

The next time you hear a politician use the
word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about
whether you want the 'politicians' spending
YOUR tax money.

A billion is a difficult number to comprehend,
but one advertising agency did a good job of
putting that figure into some perspective in
one of it's releases.


A.
A billion seconds ago it was 1959.

B.
A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.

C.
A billion hours ago our ancestors were
living in the Stone Age.

D.
A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.

E.
A billion dollars ago was only
8 hours and 20 minutes,
at the rate our government
is spending it.
While this thought is still fresh in our brain...
let's take a look at New Orleans ...
It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division.

Louisiana Senator,
Mary Landrieu (D)
is presently asking Congress for
250 BILLION DOLLARS
to rebuild New Orleans . Interesting number...
what does it mean?

A.
Well... if you are one of the 484,674 residents of New Orleans
(every man, woman, and child)
you each get $516,528.

B.
Or... if you have one of the 188,251 homes in
New Orleans , your home gets $1,329,787.

C.
Or... if you are a family of four...
your family gets $2,066,012.

Washington, D. C
< HELLO! >
Are all your calculators broken??

Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL License Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax < BR>
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax)
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Tax
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax (Truckers)
Sales Taxes
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago...
and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.

We had absolutely no national debt...
We had the largest middle class in the world...
and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What happened?
Can you spell 'politicians!'

And I still have to
press '1'
for English.
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